I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i wish my penis had a tongue
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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