So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Did I show you my penis last night?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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