just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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