I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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