I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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