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you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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