The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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