i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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