he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
