North Korea, Best Korea!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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