All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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