Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
