I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
It's Friday. Sex?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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