All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if only i could text you this smell
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
