If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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