oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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