I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
