Me too!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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