he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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