Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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