Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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