Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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