So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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