Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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