you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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