I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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