Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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