In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
are you so shy because you have an std?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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