they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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