We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
