shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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