used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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