Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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