the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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