just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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