I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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