wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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