Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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