Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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