There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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