Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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