i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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