I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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