If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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