You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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