did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I need to align my fucking chakras
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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