Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize
