i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Your cock deserves a montage
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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