butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
