margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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