Having a random hookup so left but love u
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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