In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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