Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You ate ashes out of my bong
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