I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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